During the year of AR and the three wars (The War Of The Planes, War Of The Shadows, and War of The Celestials); A cause was championed by Erathis and to a lesser extent The Raven Queen, A call was sent out for a hero of death. A douche bag with a penchant for showing off, pretty ladies and bareknuckle boxing showed up. Erathis sent one guy who she thought was hilarious off. They picked up some vagrants along the way.
This strange assortment of would be heroes accidentally (if you can use the word when gods are concerned) stepped right into the middle of a struggle for a powerful artifact. This artifact killed a member of the group and generally caused sads all over the shop.
They then decided to fight Orcus’ outspoken herald (who they had previously thought to be some random gay dwarf that was friends with them), but when they arrived they found that the bloodpeak hollow was empty and all that was left was a small portal. After some interesting magic (and terrible rolls on the part of the party), and a quick prayer to erathis, they arrived in the city of Sha’llai.
Erathis summoned them and told them about the threat that Orcus posed to the worlds in their current state.
It was decided that they would be part of the army that would fight against Orcus, but as they were embarking the Grand Central Engine (hall of doors/big room of portals) was set under attack and the link between all of the church maintained portals was brought down. A few wizards and a strange cold man later, it was decided that the element staticite would be required to pull the connection back together.
After a pretty fucking tense fight with a big dragon. And some pretty terrible rolling, they came out with the staticite.
Whilst Twip was busy (more like getting busy) in the tower with the wizard elders of Sha’llai; the others were enjoying the festivimas festivities, unfortunately for them, Lyanna’s cousin, Nigel, had decided to animate the festivimas pudding, mashed potatoes and brusslesprouts with the souls of the undead.
After dealing with that, they realized that Nigel had fled the scene. Upstairs. To his room. To cry a little. After a fight, and talk with a confused corpse, the group scolded Nigel, causing him to cry a little more, before enjoying their presents.
After the truce, for festivimas, the group was sent out to lead the war effort.
Unfortunately, someone set off a trap.
The heroes awoke in a circular room in the temple, One of them was sacrificed to bring the planes walker to life, after a fight (gosh, is that really how you people solve all of your problems?). Twip had realized that he would not physically be able to leave the temple since the skull that was holding the energy of the planes within his body had been removed, and the only thing keeping it in check was the temple it’s self. Saura and Murphy stayed with him, ensuing in the best sit com of the AR10s televised by the ABC (Arcane Broadcasting Cosmologists).
After loosing a majority stake in it’s membership, the cinders took a long bath. Then a long drink. Then another long drink.
Gerald the arcon had been busily sorting out the new beurocracy of this fractured world but took time out of his day each day to find a home for his pet heroes, he finally spoke to Sareed and Lyanna whilst they were intoxicated, and sent them to their new home.